still pretty lost in the world around me.
  • zodiacmind:

    Fun facts about your sign here

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  • Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

    donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

    Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

    Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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    But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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    And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

    (via coconut-booty)

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  • pomfette:

    i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

    (via coconut-booty)

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  • yung-fiji:

    swolizard:

    bile7:

    bluetemplo:

    I am so mad

    That’s how I used to draw birds

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀💀💀💀

    (Source: doncasturbate, via chiapet94)

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  • nanyoky:

    I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

    Marriage of…

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  • feast-of-crows:

    Want to hear a great Helen Keller joke?

    Helen Keller was an author, lecturer, and advocate for women’s suffrage, labor rights, socialism, and other radical left causes. She was the first deaf and blind person to earn a bachelor’s degree, and she was an avid supporter of birth control.

    But let’s forget all that and make some disabled person jokes. That way we don’t have to acknowledge any of her work or any of the causes she represented.

    (via dirtysuburbankids)

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  • skyetownsend:

    I be keeping my cool though.

    (via chiapet94)

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  • 64kbps:

    have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

    (Source: shalrath, via chiapet94)

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  • lovelynobody00:

    rizplease:

    cryptaniac:

    batromance:

    how many times have this two broken up seriously

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    omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

    (via drugstorerx)

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  • "If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
    Things I wish I’d learned a long time ago (via insanity-and-vanity)

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    (via bitch-all-up-in-yo-face)

    (Source: lil-plant-princess, via chiapet94)

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  • sedirktive:

    when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

    (via thisisurcaptainspeaking)

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  • cinebananarama:

    lindsaylohoean:

    if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

    I Hagrid with you !

    (via happy--runner)

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  • dichotomized:

    floatinggoathead:

    the dogbeast

    He/she is so cute!

    (via 10000steps)

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